I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
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Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
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Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
Let's get the cat blown out
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
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