I just made out with a guy for $7.
I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
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