Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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