we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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