We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
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um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
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What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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