Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
i came on her dog
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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