Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
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