For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
