this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
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The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
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I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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