I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
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I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
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My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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