p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
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