carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
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i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
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I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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