She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
two words...techno handjob
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
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Just look for the house with the beer knights.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
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If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
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After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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