never play flip cup with pint glasses
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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