i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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