why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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