sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
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nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
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Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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