having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
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Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
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That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
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