Im at strip club and am horny
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
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he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
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Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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