Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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