You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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