he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
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