he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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