how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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