It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
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He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
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Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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