so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
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You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
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I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
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