yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
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Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
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As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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