Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
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I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
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We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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