We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
I just googled if crying burns calories
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
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