OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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