Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
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