just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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