Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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