Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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