I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
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