If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
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They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
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This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
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