so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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