HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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