Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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