We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
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Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
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There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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