just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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