my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
COCAINE IS GR8
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