i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
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well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
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Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
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