i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
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Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
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I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
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