dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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