Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
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