Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
Randomize
