hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
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if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
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After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
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