Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
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