week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
Shitshow foam night was such a success
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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