So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
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