Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
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I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
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I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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