So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
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also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
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Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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